Having just received a present of a set of clubs,a woman decided to jump straight in for a round of golf.
She couldn't believe it when on her first drive ,she managed to get a hole in one.
She made her way towards the next hole.
Someone shouted fore and she was immediately struck on the head with a ball and knocked down senseless
Recovering later in hospital she was asked where the ball had hit her.
Between the first and second holes she replied
Oh dear, the doctor replied, that doesn't leave much room for a plaster.